all along--

I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship.

I like how dogs can be playing with their toys one minute and decide ‘ugh I’m tired’ and just lie down and nap, wherever and whenever with whatever.

(Source: nyorks, via le-fuck)

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i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around

(Source: queerard, via sunflowah)

Can we please talk about the elephant in the room
MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION

My first thought: OMG I NEED THIS FOR TOTAL DARKNESS & BETTER SLEEPS & NAPSSecond thought: I want this for college, for when I hate my roommates & am pissed off
After reading the above comment: NOOOOOOOOO now I can’t get this. Everyone will think I’m a pervert. Thanks a lot random internet user for making the most beautiful invention seem perverse and creepy.
Seconds later: I DUN GIVE A FUQ WAT DEM H8RS THINK! Googling “privacy pop tent”. It’s like $200… a worthy investment?

Can we please talk about the elephant in the room

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

MASTURBATION

My first thought: OMG I NEED THIS FOR TOTAL DARKNESS & BETTER SLEEPS & NAPS
Second thought: I want this for college, for when I hate my roommates & am pissed off

After reading the above comment: NOOOOOOOOO now I can’t get this. Everyone will think I’m a pervert. Thanks a lot random internet user for making the most beautiful invention seem perverse and creepy.

Seconds later: I DUN GIVE A FUQ WAT DEM H8RS THINK! Googling “privacy pop tent”. It’s like $200… a worthy investment?

(via prettiestnightmare)